By all Means... MARRY!

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>> By all Means... MARRY!
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>>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
>>why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
>>David Bissonette
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>>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
>>keep her.
>>Sacha Guitry
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>>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
>>can't face each other, but still they stay together.
>>Hemant Joshi
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>>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
>>bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
>>Socrates
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>>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
>>Dumas
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>>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
>>does a woman want?
>>Sigmund Freud
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>>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
>>Anonymous
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>>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
>>restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
>>dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
>>Henry Youngman
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>>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
>>Sam Kinison
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>>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
>>banking. It's called marriage."
>>James Holt McGavran
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>>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
>>second one didn't."
>>Patrick Murray
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>>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
>>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
>>2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
>>Nash
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>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
>>once...
>>Anonymous
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>>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
>>Henny Youngman
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>>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
>>Rodney Dangerfield
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>>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
>>Milton Berle
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>>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
>>Anonymous
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>>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
>>received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
>>mine."
>>Anonymous
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>>First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
>>Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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